Written June 25, 2011
Dear Ellen Page,
The last few months have shown that I just can't put the effort into writing you like I once could before. Given my hectic schedule and recently acquired girlfriend who might be jealous of you, I think it's best we stop communicating. I wish you nothing but the best in your future and hope someday we might find time. Until then, as we say in Eternia, 'Good Journey.'